hello bethany. in seventh grade you said you wanted a gay best friend but when i told you i liked girls you said that was, and i quote, “grody”. that really hurt my feelings ok and i never mentioned it again for years but then i found out that in hannah’s sleepover you tried to kiss rachel, and melanie also overheard you talking about how you don’t even like your current boyfriend that much and avoid kissing him when you can. in front of you are many pamphlets and resources about comphet, figuring out your sexuality and getting over internalized homophobia. you can leave when you’ve read them all, you don’t even have to do anything or have it figured out to leave i just want you to know you have options. please ignore the blade chest over there that was from another trap but i didn’t have time to clean im really sorry i’ve just been very busy lately so i’m running behind on schedule. anyways your time starts now.
I think its so funny when my friends refuse to take otc meds like ibuprofen like not for medical reasons but just to be tough or whatever. Like I’ll offer some and they’ll be like no I’m ok. And I’m like are you ok or do you have a headache because you just told me you have a headache. Please let me give you this little thing to ease your suffering i love you so much. It’s just a little pill you can even have two. And they’re like no I’m fine….
