There should be a ride at amusement parks where they strap you into a cozy bed with pillows and blankets and rock you gently for a few hours
She has the most beautiful orange eyes but they’re impossible to photograph… just trust me
I love purchasing things that i think will make me a better version of myself. A moment of dreaming
You don’t have to kill yourself, you can just send the email!!! I’m saying this to myself over and over until i die of natural causes
Diversity win! The snowstorm keeping you from going to work is bisexual.
(via theghoulfucker)
Don’t tell mike flanagan bc i have so much respect for his work but i wanna fuck his wife so bad like I really think I could please her sexually in ways mike flanagan never has
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
Losing my fucking mind over here
