People’s houses were so much cleaner Back in the day bc there was no tv or internet probably
Vacuum cleaners should have a window to the inside so u can see all the gunk you’ve sucked
Lying on my back w my arms crossed over my chest like a vampire. Waiting for my gf to arrive
Rushing her out the door the next morning so i can poop
I saved answering this until I didn’t fail the present day’s Wordle so I wouldn’t feel the pain.
I had themost gorgeous and vivid dream about taking a train to nowhere in particular and ending up in a city called kentuckyville but i checked on google maps and it doesn’t exist :( it was so easy to buy a gun there but the cheapest guns were over a thousand dollars so I didn’t get one. The people were beautiful and kind and even inducted me into a secret society so i could get a free train ride home even though I couldn’t remember where i lived
Lying on my back w my arms crossed over my chest like a vampire. Waiting for my gf to arrive
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
imagine a capybara eating a Reuben sandwich
crabcakez-deactivated20220404:
old ppl dont even go “grrr you kids have it so easy these days” anymore theyre like well im glad im dying soon but y'all are fucked
(via hackercult)
guy who always guesses JAZZY first and if that isn’t it he gives up
(via transgenderer)
I truly thought i killed my laptop half an hour ago when she took a nasty spill off my bed and only did death beeps when i tried to restart her but after letting her charge a bit and doing a +D restart shes FINE god bless her she’s 10 years old and strong as a horse