zombie-combo:

zombie-combo:

have you guys looked at a snake-necked turtle lately because i’m losing my fucking mind

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(website this one was on looks sketchy, photographer name in the bottom left)

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ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

well I think it’s a good idea to stick q tips in your ear canal

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tonyoso:

emkaniff:

reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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elierlick:
“Toshio Saeki (佐伯俊男), silkscreen, year unknown
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elierlick:

Toshio Saeki (佐伯俊男), silkscreen, year unknown

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ocdnatural-deactivated20220809:

i will name my beautiful daughter vowel and my son consonant

(via dustsculptures)

I deserve a special reward for going almost all day in only lightly shaded glasses including a 2 hour lecture with a big bright screen and i gave it to myself and it was a thc candy for my head and tomatoes soup for my tummy

eyepine:

sleepnoises:

roboticatcorner:

sleepnoises:

phosphini:

sleepnoises:

a pile of twigs with a traffic cone on top of it, dimly lit, on the side of a suburban street at night.

I stopped in the middle of the street last night to take a picture of this because it “looked like a wizard”

If you want to put eyes on it please do

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it is done
[ID- the same image but now it has big wobbly eyes]

yes!!! my vision! their vision!! now visible!

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you’ve disturbed its slumber….

[image description: same dude, now with angry eyes and colorful scribbles around it indicating movement or magical energy]

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[Image Description: a digital drawing of the wizard creature, now standing with four bird-like stick legs. Like the previous image, it is radiating a slight aura with purple lines swirling around it.]

(via sleepnoises)

jeezypetes:

Everything is either cool or lame. No exceptions

Bugs are cool my friends are cool skateboarding is cool the internet is lame

8irdies:

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Knit a little bunny! He will probably be a gift to cousins. This is the first knitted stuffed animal that I have been proud of in a very long time.

kamoebas:

bumper sticker that says “honk if youd rather be watching john carpenter’s the thing”

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The only feature i think tumblr should import from other platforms is the ability to go “live”… I wouldn’t dream of doing so anywhere else but i would like to read poetry and Wikipedia articles out loud for all 3 of my followers