modern gregor samsa being encouraged to monetize his strange transformation. gregor samsa charging a fee for photoshoots. gregor samsa twitch streamer. gregor samsa becomes an influencer. gregor samsa inspiration porn book deal. gregor samsa cancelled. gregor samsa pandering to toxic community that still accepts him. gregor samsa a shell of his former self. gregor samsa failed suicide attempt. gregor samsa involuntarily committed. gregor samsa homeless. gregor samsa thriving off eating garbage on the street. gregor samsa getting union job as a trash collector. gregor samsa wondering why he never considered such an important job so well suited to his nature. gregor samsa learning about working class solidarity and the pushback against classism. gregor samsa retiring after years as a union advocate, well loved by his fellow garbage collectors, with coworkers and friends who visit him. gregor samsa knowing peace.
i know good posture and eye contact are supposedly normal behaviours but they do not feel natural or good at all and i really believe we are all supposed to be hunched over and avoidant. that is the peak human form
My mom and I went to the antique mall today and she has always been obsessed with the Pillsbury Doughboy…so she bought a 1971 original doughboy figure and is cleaning his head 🤣
