February 1st, 2022 at 3:42PM

copywriteddad:

ratfuck:

imagine blowing weed smoke on an ant and it dies and you see the ant’s angel float up out of it

if this happened i would keep doing it but when the ant angels tried to rise to heaven i would swat them down on a course straight to hell

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February 1st, 2022 at 3:27PM

jumpin-jahoosaphats:

jumpin-jahoosaphats:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

HOOoWoW!!

Bald white bitch (affectionate)

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30,988 notes #stop i used to be a bald white bitch and people would rub my head and sometimes they’d notice the weird bump on my scalp and theyd be like#ee what is that and I’d be like 1) I don’t know 2) please stop
January 31st, 2022 at 11:38PM

If been sl eepy for four hours and taken pill and not slept well last night then why simon

January 31st, 2022 at 11:36PM

Shirring my brain like an egg

January 31st, 2022 at 6:44PM

I spend a lot of time on asos.com and never buy anything. I’m conducting research

January 31st, 2022 at 5:55PM
How we discovered a rare giant millipede fossil on a beach – and why it matters

bogleech:

vague-humanoid:

@bogleech

“an ancient alligator length millipede is wonderful in itself” - an article with the right attitude.

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January 31st, 2022 at 12:58AM

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

that’s it you’re going in the woodchipper

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hold on i need to look something up

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January 31st, 2022 at 12:55AM

siphonophorenet:

Oh shit they’re releasing me into the wild today

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January 31st, 2022 at 12:42AM

I’ve started drinking ginger ale the way my dad drinks beer (1/3 of a can at a time, aluminum foil over the top to reduce carbonation loss) but also like no one else on earth probably (diluted with plain seltzer and a squeeze of lemon)

1 note #i was gonna say its a very adult way of drinking soda but i realized that implies alcohol content
January 31st, 2022 at 12:03AM

fractiousrvt:

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kedreeva:

You folks have seen some very cute mice from me but… I’m not sure you’re ready for… Him.

But… He must be shared, so…

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But wait there’s more. Allow me to show you: so chill that when his foot slipped off he just laid down rather than pull it up again

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HIM!!!

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January 31st, 2022 at 12:01AM

fullmetalwindbreaker:

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39,371 notes #feels this way sometimes
January 31st, 2022 at 12:01AM

fallllllling:

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January 31st, 2022 at 12:00AM

plumslices:

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January 30th, 2022 at 11:59PM

plumslices:

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Hand-painted Miffy porcelain

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January 30th, 2022 at 11:39PM

One thing i love online is seeing a short video captioned like “this video changed my life. I think about it every day. I died when i first saw it and i was reborn as a new creature” and watching the entire thing like 😐 dead faced feeling absolutely nothing and forgetting the content completely as I continue to scroll. The diversity of human experience is incredible

1 note #its of course excruciatingly painful when a dear friend shares an unfunny video bc they think it will please you#and you have to feign enjoyment if irl or disenguously hit that haha response if via text#but if its a complete stranger its like oh you are quite different from me but thats fibe