Oh my god i haven’t been chased in so long. Like literally when was the last time someone ran after me trying to catch me

falloutboyforever:

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obsessed with this

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wuggen:

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

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figdays:
“ Mystery McDonalds Ty Beanie Baby Pins // TheNostalgiaHunter
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It was spring. I remember because the azaleas were in bloom.

michaelmoonsbookshop:
“3-d looking vintage cookery books, thin pamphlets with optical illusion covers making them appear bigger thicker books - it seems to work very well on the first book as they have even trimmed the corner at an angle.
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michaelmoonsbookshop:

3-d looking vintage cookery books, thin pamphlets with optical illusion covers making them appear bigger thicker books - it seems to work very well on the first book as they have even trimmed the corner at an angle.

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wizardpostsdotorg:

*writhing around on the ground in pain* i really don’t think the amulet is that cursed…. you guys are overreacting. it looks great on me anyways. you guys are just jealous

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The gender binary

jode-comer:

The Final Season of Killing Eve premieres February 27th!

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g00ngala:

i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house

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zsnes:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

So, uh…some dude in my city was drinking and using LSD with his girlfriend, who happens to be a med student, and he woke up at the beach with amnesia and…his abdomen open and part of his small intestine precisely removed without any major blood vessels cut, and apparently his girlfriend is from my medschool and already out of the country and hmm…

I wish I could say this was another dumb whatsapp rumor but I’ve literally seen the guy’s medical record and he very much had part of his intestines removed and was positively filled with sand

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That sand wasnt killing him. It was helping him. He has Insides Too Wet Tummy Ache Disorder. Prep him for surgery. We have to put more sand inside him.