I love fictional violence!!!!!
Chief Keef + Lil Uzi Vert Glo Type Beat // “Heart Shaped Tags” (prod. 1star min)
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Imagine a little british girl named diot coke…
weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.
like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.
people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence
i made 2 new sticker packs :D
der sichere Ort # 40 βIs it getting any better?β
der sichere Ort # 41 βIt will never be the sameβ
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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭
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If Nicki Minaj was around in the 1840s when the franklin expedition went missing her favourite words to rhyme would be bon voyage and decolletage. Shed be like shout out to Franklin’s boys, we told them bon voyage, now they stuck in more ice than on my decolletage
Praying for all the 20-something women out there trying to cut dairy or gluten out of their diets to learn about factors other than diet that can cause GI problems
the past few days my brain keeps thinking about that βTIL a baby was named Diot Coke in 1379β
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