I feel like it’s not pathetic enough. this thing has power, it wouldn’t need to be rushed to the vet in a panic because it ate a stink bug and won’t stop waterfalling drooling, its not gonna cry like a human baby outside a bathroom door for 20 minutes, and it wouldn’t fit perfectly into the rat-sized hollow of the amazon package you were about to crumple up for recycling. you guys are attributing strong magical power and energy to an animal with the vitality of a chilled hamster

okay im obsessed with these vintage pins someoneโs selling on etsy actually
wears all of these at once to convince people iโm god
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