Look! Observe! A yellow violet, already contradictory by name, springs sideways out of a brick wall, like a woman leaning her torso out of an upstairs window to yell at a neighbor!
Lady eating peanuts on the train platform told me rainwater helps you hair grow :)
This man did NOT ignore my email for over a week THEN CALL ME ON MY CELLULAR PHONE THEN EMAIL ME THEN TEXT ME TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT HIS EMAIL?? Oh yes he did at 9:22 on a monday
Does the budget he sent me look like someone trying to describe a dream they had about a budget? Yes it does
This man did NOT ignore my email for over a week THEN CALL ME ON MY CELLULAR PHONE THEN EMAIL ME THEN TEXT ME TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT HIS EMAIL?? Oh yes he did at 9:22 on a monday
Pretty pretty polypores
In my dreams I’m a wildlife biologist who studies the dispersal and migration of snacks and beverages at 7-11s
Look at this cake my friend made for herself for her 28th birthday she had it with a bunch of family bc her uncle had just died in a kayak accident and they were all in town for his funeral. None of them appreciated the decoration bc she was the youngest person at the function. I love her so much
I took a picture of this weird doll i started making before i threw it out bc I couldn’t handle it sitting around glaring at me. Sorry buddy
When I was a kid I self identified as both “quirky” and “tomboyish” so you can imagine the kind of gender I have now
(via lizzorasaurus)
You will not be prepared for this man’s voice. But you will be delighted
(via stirringmouse)
