some type of adult girl

oneheadtoanother:

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transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

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cuteitem-deactivated20220720:

Yeah I’m thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

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dogkin:

weaver-z:

pocketmonkeys:

pocketmonkeys:

send cropped political memes

like this

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

I gotcha

@the-gay-goblin @kato-supremacist @lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently @lust-the-patches-ito-simp

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beidak-art:

mice!

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plushieanimals:

Bun Bun gray floppy bunny (douglas)

(via beetlebroth)

Everyone else unfollow me i want to be alone with this DEA agent

rslashrats:

do u think a rat would have a pet ant ? do you think a rat would put it in a hampster cage with a wheel and water botle? do u think they would give the ant little tubes to run around in

catharticscream:

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said “I throw my hands up in the air sometimes”? I appreciated his restraint. You can’t just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There’s a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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spitblaze:

A guide for new tumblr users:

1) This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. 

2) What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. 

3) The danger is in a particular location… it increases towards a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us. 

4) The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. 

5) The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

6) The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

7) The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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scleramotif:

ladies ! buy these sexy perfumes ! light blue intense for the summer. if you are married buy *something in french*, if you are middle eastern woman like kim kardashian buy roses musk, if you are a young, innocent, actually virgin, buy *something else in french* and if you are emotional woman that always screams at her boyfriend- *camera falls* …then buy the scandal by jean paul gaultier. yes. okay i got 10 seconds left, i wanna say regards, guys this is munich. i like it. hey this is the munich… this is munich and this is also very famous… my heart beats for miami and i want to have a girlfriend soon, i’m really preciously looking now for a girlfriend. i wanna find the right one. and who knows if that’s you, it’s possible that is watching right now. *killer smile*

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thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

👽 and 🗿 are girlfriends they r dating in your phone

and they smoke fucking weed

in your phone

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