I hate mail so much its like some dork wrote my name on a piece of paper and now its my problem
McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas
McDonald’s should start doing abortions
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Roam the Buffalo beanie baby and buddy (source)
Slowly rotting bananas are always a banana bread opportunity i wish life always worked like that
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the best first date question is obviously “as a kid did you ever just like, burn things”. you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction
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good god when the carcinisation hits…….
pincers hit the FLOOR
It is spring omen time! If you wish to give off positive yet ominous vibes, man do I have the shirt for you. It’s soft, it’s striped, and it’s springy! You can find it here on my @etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1165724701/consider-me-an-omen-that-everything-will?click_key=e60999f731ec321b1af6b8ad44f4cb7db732c1fd%3A1165724701&click_sum=fb2427fa&ref=shop_home_active_5&frs=1
Me n my sweet babygirl spending Sunday snoozetimes together
