May 3rd, 2023 at 2:58PM

filmtribv:

Renfield(2023)

(via fanofspooky)

674 notes #me n my friends werethe only ppl in the theater for this. yes we whooped n hollered
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:46PM

girlballs:

parakeet:

image

Losing my mind at this pigeon that looks like a seagull god he’s so cool

peagull :)

(via areallycreativeusername)

56,411 notes #omg 💕
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:46PM

The usa reallly fucked up in the second half of the 20th century by totally deregulating bullshit supplements and criminalizing all the drugs that actually do things that people enjoy

#why can i go to the cvs and buy $50 mushroom tablets that do absolutely nothing but i have to know a guy to get molly and then test it to#make sure it won’t kill me
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:40PM

image

I think that’s beautiful

1 note #the maalox portmanteau is boring btw i just checked#its like. the names of the chemicals in the drug
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:37PM

collgeruledzebra:

wish there was a washing machine type thing for humans… i too would like to gently whumbltmgrwhgbsvbsh and be cleaned

(via democraticsenator)

39,333 notes #what I REALLY want is a dryer#i want to tumble around in a warm tube w some tennis balls
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:35PM

yungrapunxelpart2:

they should bring back quaaludes but just for one summer like that time they brought back crystal pepsi

(via pointnclick)

2,168 notes #we need them now more than ever
May 3rd, 2023 at 2:04PM

The problem with fantasy that involves a lot of hopping back and forth between different worlds/dimensions and people’s souls being contiguous across different bodies or timelines and stuff is. It never makes a whole lot of sense and it becomes tiresome

#my eyes just glaze over and I’m like ok. ok. sure. uh huh. ok#this happened to me in the second tlt and it’s happening again in the second yale necromancy book#its fine if the rules are clearly defined. but they never are are they#actually i think homestuck did a pretty good job until near the end imo#it can work in horror too if it’s confusing and upsetting for the characters as well as me
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:35PM

straycatj:

ちょっとした　あさのとれーにんぐなのです

It’s a short training in the morning

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

3,211 notes #so cute w their bandannies
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:12PM

sleepy-bebby:

image

(via cheekedupwhiteboy)

24,566 notes #she does look. satisfied
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:12PM

mrslantsov13:

Feels weird to be sharing my own work instead of just reblogging other people but I made these


image

(via rogha)

17,407 notes #omg
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:11PM
rabbitsoverload: “

rabbitsoverload:

<3

(via sludgebitch)

49 notes
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:03PM

yellbug:

me when i remember it all

image

(via oh-hools)

44,677 notes
May 3rd, 2023 at 1:02PM

Level 4 social event today: met someone i went to high school with, tricked into revealing that i live with my parents. Mitigated somewhat by the fact that my skin looks way better

2 notes #i hadn’t seen her in 11 years i was like damn she looks old. do i look old? answer: no#this has NOTHING to do w attractiveness or feminism or anything this was just my own personal grappling w self worth. thanks
May 3rd, 2023 at 12:40PM

grox:

gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor:

grox:

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

54,932 notes #its not cruel its the right thing to do
May 2nd, 2023 at 10:29PM

justnoodlefishthings:

Sorry babe but the orioles plushy hate stays on during sex

image

11 notes #the recursive orioles hat is the only thing that gets me going at this point