Had a dream last night that the comp exam essay prompt was to write a piece of speculative fiction that incorporates future fashion and someone we had a crush on as a child and my opening sentence was “my freshly sharpened chelicerae shone in the sunlight” (because in my story i was transformed into a giant spider). Unfortunately its almost certainly going to be a case study about c*llection m*nagement but I’m keeping that sentence in my back pocket in case i need it
SCREEEEEEE the essay prompt was supposed to upload 20 minutes ago but it hasn’t. Program head says there are “technical issues” and “don’t worry we’ll give you extra time to make up for it” bitch this is a 12 HOUR EXAM. 12 HOURS OF MY PRECIOUS ONLY HUMAN LIFE AND YET YOU HUNGER FOR MORE??
Had a dream last night that the comp exam essay prompt was to write a piece of speculative fiction that incorporates future fashion and someone we had a crush on as a child and my opening sentence was “my freshly sharpened chelicerae shone in the sunlight” (because in my story i was transformed into a giant spider). Unfortunately its almost certainly going to be a case study about c*llection m*nagement but I’m keeping that sentence in my back pocket in case i need it
it is critical that children across the United States are given a steady diet of pervert literature through compulsory education to guide their moral development, lest they fall into the insidious and spiritually-ruinous trap of Disney Adulthood
The sensory experience of a warm weather rainstorm is so decadent and intoxicating it makes me feel like i could be happy even if there was no one on earth who loved me
