I may technically have a uterus but in no universe do i have a womb

dangerliesbeforeyou:

it’s always ‘why did you go to the creepy vampire castle despite the fact every villager tried to warn you not to’ and never ‘how was the vampire castle?’ or ‘the vampire castle looked fun was it fun?’ 

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armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

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Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

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transjinako:

Classic issue between girls 

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twinprime:

twinprime:

we have to bring back art deco like right now

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we need more of this.

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misconceptionsofus:

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โ€˜my โค๏ธ and ๐Ÿ‘ until I dieโ€™ / 18th century

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jeezypetes:

U know how its standard in some cultures for artisans to leave a tiny imperfection in their work so it doesn’t seem like they think they’re better than god or whatever anywYs i have a red dot on my forehead from a pimple that exploded this morning while i was washing my face n I’m just letting it go

^my neurolgist was thinking of this when he was doing my botox and gave me a noticeable purple-blue bruise. Now i have several weird spots on my forehead so no one will mistake me for something perfect or made by god

Enough of vibes death to vibes i need a STORY

Why is my EX my first “people also viewed” on linkedin. we were never coworkers or anything vhxgh social networking site

curseworm:

so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water

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asker

Anonymous asked:

can you share a poem thats been most on your mind lately?

micro-usb:

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

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fortooate:

fortooate:

lakevida:

an important read

โ€œDoctor [sic] Whateverโ€

the following is a digitized png archive of The Authoritative Doctor Soda Page, to vouchsafe it unto future generations:

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shiftythrifting:

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the last bug is embroidered๐Ÿ˜Œ

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