pet peeve: when someone feels the need to couch a joke with a meme formatting technique that adds nothing to the joke.
Like all that “nobody: me: i want to have sex with the brown m&m” bullshit. don’t chain yourself, speak your joke open and freely, without hiding behind a snowclone you use to give yourself permission to joke. just say “i want to have sex with the brown m&m.” it will set you free.
Kyoto ware incense box in shape of crouching rabbit. Stoneware with enamels over clear glaze. Nonomura Ninsei, active ca. 1646-77. Kyoto, Kyoto prefecture, Japan. Gift of Charles Lang Freer . Freer Gallery of Art and Arthur M. Sackler Gallery
There are two wolves inside me one of them wants to be immortal the other one wants to die right now like immediately. Second wolf needs a nap real bad
“A Victorian chatelaine is essentially a tool belt of a highly personal nature. Picture a Swiss Army knife crossed with a charm bracelet and you’ll start to get the idea. Nineteenth-century chatelaines are highly customized to suit the needs of their individual owners; the two elements they all share are the clip, which hangs them from their owner’s waist, and a series of chains hanging from that clip to tether various accessory tools.”
—Excerpted from This Victorian Life, by Sarah A. Chrisman, Skyhorse Publishing, 2015.
girls with no car are the most specialest and everyone appreciates picking them up and transporting them from place to place in their car (affirmations for girls with no car)
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Shield Bug [introspecting]: I cannot even explain it to myself.
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