May 16th, 2022 at 5:25PM

I want a perfume that smells like peaches and crayons

#i think its glossier you but ive only smelled that once
May 16th, 2022 at 4:47PM

Im gonna have to block my local weed stores number they got a new pr manager or something i cannot be getting texts from them every day during work hours

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May 16th, 2022 at 4:34PM
waluwadjet: “ titleknown: “ tranarchist: “Asking the real questions ” Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species. And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies...

waluwadjet:

titleknown:

tranarchist:

Asking the real questions

Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.

And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!

this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen

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May 16th, 2022 at 4:26PM

jeezypetes:

Dm me if you want to read my paper “in defense of nonreaders: meaning beyond text in welcome to deadcast” btw. It’s behind my university’s paywall but it responds to a lot of the criticisms that deadcast fans who’ve never read any of the goosebumps books face and it makes the argument that the podcast experience creates a deeper and richer metatextual understanding of the content than the text itself can provide

Its so crazy because like. We have so few sources like this for early 21st century North American pop culture and many gatekeeping academics want to deny the scholarship of other researchers just because they didn’t spend 8-10 years studying late American written scipt

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May 16th, 2022 at 12:03PM

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My friend who lives in montana sends the most incredible snaps 💕

#i love her sooo much she’s so smart n funny#she’s like a math genius with a near perfect memory but she lives in the country and works w animals bc she hates most people chfssk
May 16th, 2022 at 11:59AM

hecho-a-mano:

naamahdarling:

mdq:

There’s something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.

THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY

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41,228 notes #my friend who lives in the country has a pregnant horse that’s due in a few months im so excited for pics n videos#the horse pregnancy announcement card she sent out was so funny also i love her
May 16th, 2022 at 11:48AM

genderoutlaws:

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two women featured in a german lesbian porn magazine | circa 1970s

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6,737 notes #sure ok
May 16th, 2022 at 11:47AM

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

goodzillo:

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

Just shoot me and get it over with you sick bastard

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101,869 notes #me @ me
May 16th, 2022 at 11:47AM

antiqueanimals:

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Snake Secrets, written/illustrated by J. M. Roever, 1979.

179 notes #snakerets
May 16th, 2022 at 11:46AM

ewil:

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

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May 16th, 2022 at 11:35AM

Dm me if you want to read my paper “in defense of nonreaders: meaning beyond text in welcome to deadcast” btw. It’s behind my university’s paywall but it responds to a lot of the criticisms that deadcast fans who’ve never read any of the goosebumps books face and it makes the argument that the podcast experience creates a deeper and richer metatextual understanding of the content than the text itself can provide

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May 16th, 2022 at 11:25AM

jeezypetes:

One day at horrorland pornographic musical

It would be called one day at whoreland. Sorry everyone for posting this on public tumblr I should’ve saved it for the group chat i have with the friends i made at the goosebumps: welcome to deadcast conference and my coauthors on “welcome to TRASHLAND: fraternity and interruption in episode 16”

3 notes #pretty sure i have listened to episode more times than anyone else on earth by a significant margin and as one of the preeminent deadcast#scholars of our time i take my role seriously but i also have fun with it bc its what the terror twins would have wanted
May 16th, 2022 at 11:15AM
figdays: “ Skeleton Cat A5 Recycled Paper Print // WORMWXXD ”

figdays:

Skeleton Cat A5 Recycled Paper Print // WORMWXXD

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May 16th, 2022 at 11:14AM

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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118,816 notes #yes yes yes#number 1 post
May 16th, 2022 at 11:12AM

wyldefungi:

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Rhade-Zapan

226 notes #that moon is um