orvillepecks:

june is NOT pride month. it’s the month when people on the internet who have never been in irl lgbt spaces or have irl lgbt friends will be like “lgbt people need to STOP sucking and FUCKING during pride parades” and then when you go to a parade, instead of seeing the promised sucking and fucking, you get pelted with gay pens from bank of america 

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You are my darling my garlic. My garling…

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

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Summer haters are like i prefer winter bc there are NO BUGS….. those are my FRIENDS you’re talking about!!!!! Bitch!!!!

Im goi g to um. I’m going to umm. I’m going to get out of bed agayn. Somehow

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

thenatsdorf:

Sharp-tailed Grouse

This is how I dance in the grocery store when I’m trying to embarrass my girlfriend

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redlipstickresurrected:
“Maggie Vandewalle aka Hijinxed Etc (American, b. Iowa City, IA, USA, based Chattanooga, TN, USA) - Prowling, 2022, Paintings: Watercolor, Gouache
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redlipstickresurrected:

Maggie Vandewalle aka Hijinxed Etc (American, b. Iowa City, IA, USA, based Chattanooga, TN, USA) - Prowling, 2022, Paintings: Watercolor, Gouache

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

reverse modern seinfeld plots blog for always sunny episodes set during the dust bowl

Mac and Charlie are run out of town after their rocket based cloud seeding scheme results in the destruction of a vagrant camp. Dennis and Dee attempt to masquerade as Frank’s financial advisors after he’s rendered blind when caught outside during a wind storm. Cricket succumbs to dust pneumonia.

todaysbird:

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the dovekie (alle alle) or little auk is a small member of the auk family that lives in the atlantic ocean and breeds on arctic islands. just half the size of the atlantic puffin, they are vulnerable to a range of predators, in particular when in large breeding colonies on land. despite their small size, they are skilled swimmers and mainly feed on crustaceans. x

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icosa:

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Took a trip to the aquarium this weekend šŸ’•

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gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

The fact that I can’t remove and clean my internal organs is a serious design flaw. I SHOULD be able to turn my lungs inside out like a sea cucumber and run them under a tap for a few minutes. The fact I can’t pop open my forehead and take a waterpik to my sinuses is Bullshit. I want to autoclave my uterus.

…this post seems to have struck a nerve with y'all. Incidentally, another organ o would like to remove and brush out with a fine-toothed comb.

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sleepy-bebby:

Jellyfish larvae (baby jellyfish)

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fravery:

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Paul Jorgensen, Canadian

acrylic on linen painting