charlottan:

girl you must be from spiders.com

(via tilling)

collapsedsquid:

caesarsaladinn:

palan-diriel:

palan-diriel:

palan-diriel:

ideal gf meme has such insane versions. this guy just wants a therapist?~ fdsghfg

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this is cute and also the least relatable yet most sane version so far

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what. does this mean.

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I like this one because I have met people like this

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(via scarecrowomen)

hermionegrindr:
“Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my sink lane. Focused. Flourishing.
”

hermionegrindr:

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my sink lane. Focused. Flourishing.

(via sleepnoises)

kitchentable2:

no one is talking about how a cool breeze is blowing quietly through my window right now 

(via unclefather)

hags-anonymous:
“ carrscracker:
“  Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636
”
titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her
”

hags-anonymous:

carrscracker:

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

(via hackercult)

xxgalaxygabxx:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

The Mystery Flesh Pit ARG is amazingly well-executed but also incredibly funny because at the heart of it its central conceit relies on the idea that suburban families who enjoy visiting national parks were going hiking inside the bowels of an elder god like it wasn’t a big deal

Taking my terrible children to the hot, wet throat of the Permian Basin Superorganism because those little shits broke the French casement windows in the sunroom and now mommy doesn’t have enough money to take us to Disneyland

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(via weepycat)

embroiderycrafts:
“Botanical🫀from Stitch Craft by Gayla Partridge by  VivalaCoppertop
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embroiderycrafts:

Botanical🫀from Stitch Craft by Gayla Partridge by VivalaCoppertop

embroiderycrafts:
“First embroidery project I’ve finished! Pattern by: RabbithatdesignsShop on Etsy by  ExcitingLimit
”

embroiderycrafts:

First embroidery project I’ve finished! Pattern by: RabbithatdesignsShop on Etsy by ExcitingLimit

embroiderycrafts:
“Inspired by a watercolor drawing I saw…a little bird for my mom’s birthday! by  lucky2297
”

embroiderycrafts:

Inspired by a watercolor drawing I saw…a little bird for my mom’s birthday! by lucky2297

(via todaysbird)

cocainejuul:

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Lotus cigarette holder

(via plantwitch)

thealphapigeon:

Birds building nests in unconventional locations, unknowingly generating breathtaking symbolism and visual art > literally anything hollywood can hope to achieve

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(via typhlonectes)

dislocatedwishbone:

the king cobra isnt a cobra, the electric / eel isnt an eel, and it turns out my anger / was fear all along.ALT

Paige Lewis, “The Terre Haute Planetarium Rejected My Proposal” from Space Struck

(via smokedsalmoniloveyou)