hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don’t I?

JERRY: What’s there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You’re missing the point.

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that’s the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don’t even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

(via gloriaholle)

propalitet:

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

(via justnoodlefishthings)

foreverial:

foreverial:

btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think theyโ€™re cops. itโ€™s really funny and sometimes disturbing

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(via pinktwink)

carnetimaginaire:
“Tatiana Khlopkova, Pencil houses
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carnetimaginaire:

Tatiana Khlopkova, Pencil houses

(via polkadotmotmot)

toomanystoryideas:

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heโ€™s literally from a horror movie

(via femmeclefable)

empathviv:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

genZ shirley temple be like microplastics in my bubble tea. lol. can anybody help me?

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Youโ€™re on your own

(via scarecrowomen)

polkadotmotmot:
“Pat Hobaugh - Coffee and Robots, 2022
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polkadotmotmot:

Pat Hobaugh - Coffee and Robots, 2022

tokyogems:

tokyogems:

tokyogems:

tokyogems:

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โ€œhere i amโ€

often times walking around tokyo i see a lost item that someone else kindly put to the side or hung up somewhere easy to see so that hopefully it can be found by its owner. a lot of times itโ€™s super adorable so hereโ€™s a few i snapped over the past few weeks, i hope maybe i can turn it into a little series.

ใ€Œ็งใฏใ“ใ“ใซใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

่ก—ใ‚’ๆญฉใ„ใฆใ‚‹ใจ่ชฐใ‹ใฎ่ฝใจใ—็‰ฉใŒ่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใ‚„ใ™ใ„ๅ ดๆ‰€ใซ็ฝฎใ„ใฆใ‚ใ‚‹ใฎใ‚’ใ‚ˆใ่ฆ‹ใ‹ใ‘ใพใ™ใ€‚ๆœ€่ฟ‘ใใ†ใ„ใ†ๅ†™็œŸใ‚’ๆ’ฎใ‚‹ใฎใŒๅฅฝใใงใ€ๆฐ—ใซๅ…ฅใฃใฆใ‚‹ไฝ•ๆžšใ‹ใ‚’ใ“ใ‚Œใ‹ใ‚‰ใ‚‚ๆŠ•็จฟใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ„ใคใ‹ๆŒใกไธปใซๆˆปใ‚Œใ‚‹ใจใ„ใ„ใญใ€‚

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more lost items waiting to be found.

ๅคฑใใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ‚‚ใฎใŒๆŒใกไธปใ‚’ๅพ…ใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ€‚

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have not updated this in a while, but iโ€™ve come across many lost items that are still waiting for its owner to pick them up. i hope they are all reunited with their owners some day.

ๆœ€่ฟ‘ๆ›ดๆ–ฐใ—ใฆใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ‘ใฉใ€่ฝใจใ—็‰ฉใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใ‚‹ใจๆฏŽๅ›žๅ†™็œŸๆ’ฎใฃใกใ‚ƒใ†ใ€‚ๆŒใกไธปใซ่ฆ‹ใคใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‚ˆใ†ใซใ€‚

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i update this much more frequently on my insta highlight โ€œๅฟ˜ใ‚Œ็‰ฉโ€! i๏ฟผ notice that there are much more lost items in winter since everyone is carrying so many things and bundled up so itโ€™s easy to drop stuff.. i definitely find things multiple times a week haha

ๆœ€่ฟ‘่ฝใจใ—็‰ฉใŒใ‹ใชใ‚Šๅข—ใˆใฆใ‚‹ๆฐ—ใŒใ—ใพใ™๏ผใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šๅ†ฌใซใชใ‚‹ใจ่ท็‰ฉใ‚‚ๅคšใใฆ่‰ฒใ€…่ฝใจใ—ใ‚„ใ™ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹ใญใ€‚ใ€‚

(via screamydreamy)

its-a-beautful-day:

breakfastofnations:

ripempezardexerox:

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New Boot Skeetin

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Howdy Partner!!

(via bunjywunjy)

lionfloss:

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- Helena Margrรฉt Jรณnsdรณttir

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