GEORGE: She came on my glasses.
JERRY: On your glasses?
GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!
JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?
GEORGE: I gotta see, don’t I?
JERRY: What’s there to see? All you need is the basic gist.
GEORGE: You’re missing the point.
KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that’s the worst.
GEORGE: Thank you!!
JERRY: Kramer, you don’t even wear glasses!
KRAMER: I do for sex!
(via gloriaholle)
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
(via justnoodlefishthings)
btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think theyโre cops. itโs really funny and sometimes disturbing
(via pinktwink)
genZ shirley temple be like microplastics in my bubble tea. lol. can anybody help me?
Youโre on your own
(via scarecrowomen)
Pat Hobaugh - Coffee and Robots, 2022
โhere i amโ
often times walking around tokyo i see a lost item that someone else kindly put to the side or hung up somewhere easy to see so that hopefully it can be found by its owner. a lot of times itโs super adorable so hereโs a few i snapped over the past few weeks, i hope maybe i can turn it into a little series.
ใ็งใฏใใใซใใพใใใ
่กใๆญฉใใฆใใจ่ชฐใใฎ่ฝใจใ็ฉใ่ฆใคใใใใๅ ดๆใซ็ฝฎใใฆใใใฎใใใ่ฆใใใพใใๆ่ฟใใใใๅ็ใๆฎใใฎใๅฅฝใใงใๆฐใซๅ ฅใฃใฆใไฝๆใใใใใใใๆ็จฟใใพใใใใคใๆใกไธปใซๆปใใใจใใใญใ
more lost items waiting to be found.
ๅคฑใใใใใใฎใๆใกไธปใๅพ ใฃใฆใใใ
have not updated this in a while, but iโve come across many lost items that are still waiting for its owner to pick them up. i hope they are all reunited with their owners some day.
ๆ่ฟๆดๆฐใใฆใชใใฃใใใฉใ่ฝใจใ็ฉใ่ฆใคใใใจๆฏๅๅ็ๆฎใฃใกใใใๆใกไธปใซ่ฆใคใใใพใใใใซใ
i update this much more frequently on my insta highlight โๅฟใ็ฉโ! i๏ฟผ notice that there are much more lost items in winter since everyone is carrying so many things and bundled up so itโs easy to drop stuff.. i definitely find things multiple times a week haha
ๆ่ฟ่ฝใจใ็ฉใใใชใๅขใใฆใๆฐใใใพใ๏ผใใฃใฑใๅฌใซใชใใจ่ท็ฉใๅคใใฆ่ฒใ ่ฝใจใใใใใงใใใญใใ
(via screamydreamy)
New Boot Skeetin
Howdy Partner!!
(via bunjywunjy)


































