I dnt ever want to leave the room I’m in i want to be stuffed into a pillowcase and beaten into unconsciousness with big cartoon mallets
Really glad i left the room i was in bc my boss’s boss just went in there looking for stanchions and she would have found me sitting in complete darkness with my knees against my chest
the diederik cuckoo is a small bird found in south africa. both males and females have glossy green plumage, though females have more copper on their bodies. they are known for being brood parasites, meaning the female cuckoo lays her eggs in the nests of other, unrelated species of birds, for those mothers to raise her young.
No one appreciates how terrifying the universe of goosebumps monster blood is. What if you were a child living in the atlanta suburbs and you couldn’t stop being introduced to all kinds of evil goo
Sits you down. it’s simple. “it’s” is a contraction of “it” and “is” and “its” is the possessive form of “it” meaning “belonging to (whatever the word “it” is referencing)”. understand? Goood, good…. *stares at your lips* **leans in**
