v91233312il:

micro-usb:

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When I went to my friends house in America his mom said weed time and he said wait here they all smoked a joint and I didnโ€™t get any

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punkrocketterhi:
“iamemeraldfox:
“ vinceaddams:
“ ephemeral-elegance:
“ Cashmere Cape, ca. 1912
Reville & Rossiter Ltd.
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American Duchess recently posted a free pattern for this, along with instructions, if anyone’s looking to sew it!
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Hhhhhnnn I...

punkrocketterhi:

iamemeraldfox:

vinceaddams:

ephemeral-elegance:

Cashmere Cape, ca. 1912

Reville & Rossiter Ltd.

via Vintage Martini

American Duchess recently posted a free pattern for this, along with instructions, if anyoneโ€™s looking to sew it!

Hhhhhnnn I need it!

Apparently their Patreon has been retired, but theyโ€™re now hosting the pattern here on their blog!

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fire-plug:

Here’s a little comic I did about some of the stupid teenager stuff I used to do growing up in the suburbs.

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Donkey and dragon walked so bitsy and the anaconda could fly

Living up to my banner image by accidentally stepping on an apple core getting up off the couch

scarecrowomen:

Strikes them against a tuning fork and topples buildings

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I’m too young to be an outline in a snake’s belly!!!!!!!!

modelsof-color:

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Aya Jones by Simon Upton for Elle Italia Magazine June 2022

evilbuildingsblog:
“Basket Building in Ohio
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evilbuildingsblog:

Basket Building in Ohio

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

elenorasweet:

funnytwittertweets:

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Put your lazy meal in the tags

#Iโ€™m so sorry but itโ€™s risotto and it does have chopped onion#in my defense I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onions in thw freezerย 

YOUR LAZY MEAL IS RISOTTO?? WHATโ€™S YOUR LAZY DESSERT, A FUCKING SOUFFLE? IS YOUR GO-TO QUICK READ WAITING FOR THE BUS THE FUCKING POETIC EDDA INย  ITS ORIGINAL OLD NORSE?

RISOTTO?? ARE YOU AN ALIEN???

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neilsanders:

had a great running an animated dance workshop with high school students today and even managed to get their teachers involved. The diploma students helped me test it out and make sure it worked, they’re such legends!

I’ve tweaked the template to make it easier to get them processed so we can get straight into the fun and they can see the results quickly.

I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE DOG CHARACTER IN THE MIDDLE!!

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