arcsin27:

fredbydawn:

fredbydawn:

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

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I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

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Do u guys want to know the new dish I invented out of the like 5 ingredients i have at the alaska house. It’s white rice + cheddar cheese + frozen spinach + old bay seasoning. It’s truly okay

the-bureau-of-propaganda:
“Portrait of two young men dressed up as chinelos for carnival in Tepotzotlan, Mexico - Justin Locke
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the-bureau-of-propaganda:

Portrait of two young men dressed up as chinelos for carnival in Tepotzotlan, Mexico - Justin Locke

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jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

Spent my morning annihilating every mosquito i could find in my room double checked for survivors double checked window seal before going to bed. Just sat bolt upright realizing that mosquitoes from other rooms in the house could get through the door even though its closed

Walked around my whole apartment checking windows and scraping the walls with my flyswatter. Only took three days of being repeatedly woken by mosquitoes buzzing near my ear, causing me to comedically slap myself in the side of my head to go victorian horror story protagonist

Woken up by mosquito noise at 3:45 am (sunrise!). Killed 4 of the dratted beasts and went back to sleep withthe lights on and my glasses and fly swatter near the bed because i could hear another one buzzing around. Killed 2 more upon reawakening at 7:30. No idea wherethey are coming from. Covered in bites. Thinking about setting the house on fire

jeezypetes:

Spent my morning annihilating every mosquito i could find in my room double checked for survivors double checked window seal before going to bed. Just sat bolt upright realizing that mosquitoes from other rooms in the house could get through the door even though its closed

Walked around my whole apartment checking windows and scraping the walls with my flyswatter. Only took three days of being repeatedly woken by mosquitoes buzzing near my ear, causing me to comedically slap myself in the side of my head to go victorian horror story protagonist

Spent my morning annihilating every mosquito i could find in my room double checked for survivors double checked window seal before going to bed. Just sat bolt upright realizing that mosquitoes from other rooms in the house could get through the door even though its closed

im-a-goat-in-disguise:
“somethingusefulfromflorida:
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The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle
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im-a-goat-in-disguise:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

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The way the machine pauses like β€œshould I do this?” before it draws the circle

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absoluteconceptofbeauty:

sensually places an ibuprofen on your tongue

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chuutoro:

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since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

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revretch:

luxicorde:

@bogleech @revretch he is very large who is he

Looks like a snowberry clearwing moth (that is, a kind of hummingbird moth)!

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hvmanfilth8:

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Wouldst thou like the taste of snickers?

A large slushy?

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

when i’m drunk i have to fight for my life not to type like that one teen who pretended to get drunk on ketchup way back when

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@sugarfreerooibos tumblr users these days don’t remember their history smh

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