Literally never ask me for dating advice i just hang out until someone asks me out on a date and then we either date for years or we don’t

Oh no help my craziest straight friend has decided I’m going to be part of her support system for dating anxiety despite me doing Nothing to suggest that I would be good at that 😭 I don’t think I’m helping at all i just vacillate between “that sounds fine” and (gently) “leave that boy alone”

Ladies freezing tofu REALLY WORKS!!! I can’t believe i went through 17 years of vegetarianism before i found out that the way to make regular tofu texture nice (like the kind you get from Chinese restaurants) is to cut it into chunks freeze it completely and then fry it in oil until its crispy before adding sauce

everythingstarstuff:

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Mister Merry’s Play Lighter, Cigarettes, and Bubble Gum, Circa 1962.

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My friend is such a grammar bitch she’s so funny

blondebrainpower:
“Cuttlefish Hatching
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blondebrainpower:

Cuttlefish Hatching

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Also I finally got HORSE by geraldine brooks after being on the waitlist for months and i was hesitant to start it bc i was scared I wasn’t gonna like it after so many people told me i had to read it. But guess what it rules 😇😇😇

I love my friends i love my life i love my SPRINGTIME WORLD its so beautiful and it’s hard sometimes and i change my mind and I don’t like any of it but it always comes back around with love and the smell of wet grass and pain level of 0 or 1

passionpeachy:

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may flowers

fruitchouli:

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Ellen Degeneres and Tippi Hedren

claritharklow-wb:

why are drugs even illegal anymore. who cares

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capacity:

The potential of this world and what we could all share together is crazyyyyyyy sigh