the machu picchu arboreal chinchilla rat is a large rodent found in elevated ranges of south america. little is known about this reclusive rodent; they had previously been assumed to have gone extinct before rediscovery in 2016. their name is derived from a short, stocky rat-like shape, with chinchilla-like fur. it’s believed that the species may be more closely related to degus than chinchillas. at this time, conservation status for the species is unknown, as there is little information about their populations.
also, the park ranger who rediscovered them with his new buddy:
I regret a lot in my life. I’ve been through a lot of pretty terrible things. I’ve put myself in a lot of situations that I could have avoided, and been scarred by them very deeply. But every day there’s one I wake up thinking about, and one on my mind when I go to sleep. I’d give anything to go back and have another chance. Another chance to buy the limited edition official Four Loko Fleshlight.
my friends know this tender vulnerable part of my soul and mock me ruthlessly because of it
i’m sorry for ur loss. it’s just past midnight on 4/20 and i’m legally obligated to introduce u to the official four loko x fleshlight fleshpipe
it’s not a pleasant smoking experience, it’s just a bowl and a down stem running thru the silicone insert so it hits pretty harsh, but it does work. it should go without saying that you inhale thru the puss.
