evilvillain123456789:

sitting alone in my cousins bedroom at the family gathering, ceaselessy watching their houses ring doorbell livefeed, drinking heavily while cleaning under my fingernails

(via grox)

tenorgender:

the 4chan greentext ai is an amazing technological advancement because now we can get an essential product (funny 4chan posts) while maintaining safe and humane working conditions (people who want to read funny 4chan posts no longer have to look on 4chan)

(via pinktwink)

redvelvetsource:

(SCAN) Red Velvet  'The ReVe Festival 2022 - Feel My Rhythm’

(via intergalactic-romantic)

marlbororedsperv:

The new flat is being gradually furnished. My Dark Lord dictates the requirements through my penis.

(via scarecrowomen)

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Adding โ€œ-boyโ€ and โ€œ-girlโ€ suffixes to random words from now on in an attempt to make some random tumblr famous blogger drag themselves in the mud and delete

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(via egberts)

notajerusalemcricket:
“rslashrats:
“me looking for a crumb or perhaps even a nibble after my banishment to the shadow realm
”
Found one for you op
”

notajerusalemcricket:

rslashrats:

me looking for a crumb or perhaps even a nibble after my banishment to the shadow realm

Found one for you op

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(via rslashrats)

pupuplatter:

Baptismal shells, 17th-18th century, private collection.

(via abandoneddepartmentstore)

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Oda a Avenas Tostadas, de โ€œNuevas odas elementalesโ€ por Pablo Neruda. Translation and graphic design by Kroger

0v9:

I suffer from a disease called “can load the dishwasher correctly” it’s incredibly rare, very few people have it

(via filmnoirsbian)