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I invented this cocktail it’s called a wasilla wet

neilcicierega:
“Oh, you don’t know about the Uber secret menu items?
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neilcicierega:

Oh, you don’t know about the Uber secret menu items?

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capacity:

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

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reminder that you aren’t eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn

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why are you talking about a soup and sandwich combo like it’s molly

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papasmoke:

In the future all of america will be one big parking lot and the only jobs will be 1: hunting for cracks where plants might grow to spray the cancer causing weed killer from Michael Clayton into and 2: cop

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

i wouldn’t be freaked out if thawing permafrost released a primeval horror from the ice. we already know it can be defeated by permafrost

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June 2022 (part 2/2)

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June 2022 (pt one of two i moved across the country ok)

trinityjadec:

sherbetholmes221:

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

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Comedy at its finest

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

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soracities:

“What the dying too often realize too late, what the dead try to speak back to us from across the river, is that a bowl of cherries passed and received, scrambled eggs cooked for and eaten with someone we love “is everything,” is sacramental, is holy communion, is the touch of love. We don’t go to a church and gather around The Table of New Life because that table alone is holy, nor because that exchange of life and love in the form of bread and wine can only happen there. We go to be reminded that all tables are holy if we pay attention and consecrate them with love and humanity and reverence. All the tables around which we gather with partners, families, friends, classmates, work colleagues, and strangers are potentially sacred meals if we are present and grateful and aware. The Jewish philosopher Martin Buber said “One eats in holiness and the table becomes an altar.”

— Dan Miller, “The Touch of Love - It Is Everything”

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