one of the funniest sections of pliny the elder’s natural histories to me is in book 30 when pliny excitedly says that moles are the animal that magicians love most and then goes on to explain that it’s because moles are creatures becursed and despised by nature itself
pliny the elder, seeing moles: truly there is no creature farther from god than this
“I want you to know, if you ever read this, there was a time when I would rather have had you by my side than any one of these words; I would rather have you than all the blue in the world.”
I’ve been geographically separated from all my friends and family for less than a month and I’m already thinking about getting a septum piercing
Sorry reductress I’m already a cool bisexual I’m just a lil lonely from living in a rural area really far from everyone i care about and i think a piercing would help, somehow
I did it I went to a yellow nightmare dimension and a man named Rocky with a son named Wolf put a thingy in my face. So far all i can say is it kinda herts
