crevicedwelling:

spring is here, and with it, winged reproductive termites! a delicious treat for the house centipedes, who devour them with enthusiasm:

a few gifs in real time, for dessert:

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(Scutigera coleoptrata, Reticulitermes flavipes)

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monkeyballwiki:

isabelle: its 4:32 a.m on this island and our player has left us for dead

ketchup:

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zegalba:

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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

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do-you-have-a-flag:

mutuals we are doing this

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nayohme:

supermariomamafucker:

Slugs so cute yayy

slugs so cute

slugs so sweet

give slugs something good to eat

something green

and never sour

slugs eat leaves and slugs eat flowers

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plushieanimals:

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aurora miyoni tots suffolk lamb & baby lamb

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jeezypetes:

Do you guys wanna hear a secretโ€ฆ.

If you try to get a blue gatorade from the vending machine at my work, the machine will ALWAYS give you two blue gatorades. This is just between us u understandโ€ฆ

Do you guys wanna hear a secret….

samimarkart:

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dorcus alcides

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changochamango:
“โŸ  freak behind glass โŸ 
”

changochamango:

⟠ freak behind glass ⟠

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floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

floatyfriend:

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Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

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Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

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Oh, I donโ€™t know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

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The what.

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Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. canโ€™t gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

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Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

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Peggy, I canโ€™t end the stream now, Iโ€™m getting โ€œPogs in the chat.โ€ That means people think propane is cool!

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I got this, Peggy.

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Hank, have you heard of something called โ€œRule 34?โ€

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BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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