Jacob Janerka, Hello, this is crab…
now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab
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dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition:
my mom rescued this guy from the pool and i am obsessed
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1.) Fabulous Beasts. Written by Alison Lurie, illustrated by Monika Beisner. 1999.
2.) A Book of Unicorns. Illustration by Melchior Lechter. 1978.
3.) A Book of Unicorns. Illustration by Michael Hague. 1978.
4.) A Book of Unicorns. Illustration by Dorothy Lathrop. 1978.
Just so you know when you’re talking about “bad drivers” or “assholes” in the cars around you while you drive… those drivers can’t hear you. But the person sitting beside you in the passenger seat? Who is really bad at driving? She can. And it hurts.
rules of chivarly for knights
1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling
2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner
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ITS RAINING YAYYYY!!!!!
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
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Don’t talk to me i had cheesecake for lunch