The wifi where i live has gotten so unbelievably shitty i couldn’t illegally stream mamma mia without its stopping every 45 seconds so I tried illegally downloading it and about an hour later my laptop restarted and is now supposedly installing macintosh ssd which seemes 😑
I just got out of the shower im scard to go look and see what’s happened to her
i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case yβall want it as well
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Norway, 2016
It was the end of the second day of cycling, about 200 km in. I had just had a large hamburger with fries at a gas station and was making my way up a valley at sunset, when I noticed this white horse standing in a meadow, like something out of a fairy tale.
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Paralaoma, the snail alchemist.
body was a doll given to me by an orc and his wife at a fairy festival in exchange for a keychain, head made by me with air dry clay and acrylic paint, glass doll eyes, a tiny mobile fish earring I got at a yard sale, a crystal iβve had for years. I made her spectacles out of gold-colored wire. Shell came from a beach on prince edward island.
Paralaoma is unshakably confident in her element but jumpy when she has to order her own coffee. She is capable of unspeakable acts of magic but is always speaking them anyway. She can play the flute beautifully but gets frustrated when it fills with mucus. She could kill without hesitation.
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i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow. i don’t want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.
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y'all ever spot an end to the horrors and think βfinally! an end to the horrors!β and you get there and what do you find but more horrors
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The wifi where i live has gotten so unbelievably shitty i couldn’t illegally stream mamma mia without its stopping every 45 seconds so I tried illegally downloading it and about an hour later my laptop restarted and is now supposedly installing macintosh ssd which seemes 😑
I feel so sick and twisted about this like I can’t talk to anyone i know about but i am thinking about getting a car specifically a plug in hybrid so it would be less ecologically disastrous but it would still fundamentally change who i am as a person
Like who would i be with a car. Would i start eating meat? Voting republican. Having children.
I feel so sick and twisted about this like I can’t talk to anyone i know about but i am thinking about getting a car specifically a plug in hybrid so it would be less ecologically disastrous but it would still fundamentally change who i am as a person





















