Reminding reminding reminding myself that by all objective factors my life is going pretty well and I don’t have to be unhappy just because that’s what I’m used to
when they’re remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile….why do you hate style and fun
I clicked on a blog that followed me to see if it was a pornbot and it was but i became bewitched and entranced by the captions and the completely random emojis that accompanied them
why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana
sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit
