i would like to cut a ceremonial ribbon with him
(via hotvampireadjacent)
Catch me in the warehouse making kissy noises to attract a ladder as if it’s some sort of recalcitrant animal
(via gloriaholle)
Waiting outside the hair cuttery until they open with a picture of the boy from phantasm clutched in my sweaty fist
Can i get the uhhhh the uh cani get the uhhhhh the uh the uh mike phantasm please
Waiting outside the hair cuttery until they open with a picture of the boy from phantasm clutched in my sweaty fist
sodom and garfunkel
simon and gomorrah
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Young
(via carfuckerlynch)
how come i never seen your ass on the monkey bars? your arms too weak for it? palms too sweaty?
(via gildingthelily)