This molted cockroach looks like it’s some fancy rich woman who wears a mink scarf and lays on a fainting couch and her kids are missing and she’s like ohhh you must return my darlings to me… I do not know how I will go on without them……
honestly sometimes i think about what my life would be like in the old efrafa….it was so safe from elil and everybody had a place, id probably have a couple litters of kittens by now with an owsla captain and a cute little near hind mark……but now everybody silflays whenever and there’s no owslafa and the owsla are woke and let anybody get away with anything. it wouldnt be like this under woundwort.
🌼 g0ldenr0dFollow
they literally didn’t let you pass hraka when you needed to what are you on about
🍂 cabbagestealerFollow
traddoes are wild
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☘️ morningsilflay Follow
i found a secret spot with a bunch of flayrah and told my friend about it and he went to the owsla because he thought he’d get promoted for it but instead the owsla just took over the spot. it would be funny if i hadn’t lost my secret clover spot!!!!!!!!
🌑 inledoeFollow
wheres the spot
☘️ morningsilflay Follow
no!!!!!!
🌾mousesfriend Follow
tell us the flayrah spot op
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🐰 fud0eshiFollow
omg you guys did you know there are a bunch of secret stories about el-ahrairah and rabscuttle? and in these secret stories they’re in love with each other? like there’s literally one where prince rainbow tries to trick el-ahrairah with a doe but he chooses rabscuttle instead <3 <3 but oooof course nobody tells these stories, i wonder why
🥬 robinhain Follow
Hi! El-ahrairah expert here. While there are cases of queer lapine history being suppressed, these stories probably are either specific to one or two warrens (and therefore unlikely to be true), or outright fabrications. We have to remember that many stories about more recent heroic rabbits are told as El-ahrairah stories, and that rabbits, even the ones you might agree with, are prone to using El-ahrairah to make a particular point. Generally, we know if a story is really about El-ahrairah based on how widespread it is—the doe story above isn’t even connected to a warren, but a hutch. If you’re interested in a cool queer rabbit from history, might I suggest Anemone-rah?
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🌅 springclover Follow
okay we’re settling this. lettuce or cabbage?
lettuce 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%
cabbage 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%
🐇 thetthuthlay Follow
#cabbagesweep
🌱 alderroo Follow
what about garlic????????
🌅 springclover Follow
poll cancelled because what the fuck.
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🌾mousesfriend Follow
reminder!!! all hutch rabbits are valid!!! if you choose to keep living in a hutch because your family and friends are there that’s awesome!!! if you choose to stay in the hutch because it’s safer and you get garden food you rock!!! if you like being pet by humans you’re so cool!! and if you leave the hutch to join a warren or be a hlessi that’s so valid and i’m proud of you for making such a big choice!! hutch rabbits ilu never let somebody get you down for it <3
🐇 narnhlessiFollow
see this is how far we’ve fallen. living in a hutch is unnatural and completely degrades all of your instincts. have you ever heard a hutch rabbit speaking proper lapine? no, you haven’t, they’re better at talking to cats. they stink like humans, too, and all the cabbage in the world wouldn’t make me live in a hutch. but hutch rabbits that leave to join warrens are so much worse, and drag the entire warren down with them. all your “hutch rabbit positivity” posts don’t mean hraka when they bring us dogs and white blindness.
🌾mousesfriend Follow
oh so now the woundwort defender is going to preach to us about why living in a hutch is bad
