August 24th, 2022 at 6:28AM

oliviawhen:

First 10 days of Doggust! 💐

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August 24th, 2022 at 5:51AM

autisticgayplushie:

cookie the rainbow pride puppy :3

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August 24th, 2022 at 5:50AM

memorycycle:

guy on twitter who evolved to be paper thin and stands on the dotted line on highways and gets his calories from microorganisms carried by the wind of cars passing by which he filters through a specialized organ: i think public transportation is kinda problematic

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August 24th, 2022 at 5:41AM

Airports are lawful evil train stations are neutral good greyhound bus stations are chaotic evil

3 notes #the level of darkness and chaos you’ll encounter on a multi leg greyhound trip#so much is just standing there until an employee stops shouting inscrutable instructions and making them look at your ticket to find out#where your actual bus is. everyone is deeply unhappy
August 24th, 2022 at 5:35AM

zinjanthropusboisei:

Tweet by @woodlandbirder: "an old beer bottle in monks wood NNR, used as an anvil to smash open countless snails by countless song thrushes. the bottle may have been used by the birds for more than half a century, it's embossed 'Huntingdon Breweries Ltd', who ceased production in 1954. @NE_WestAnglia" Two photos of an old pitted beer bottle on the ground surrounded by cracked snail shells.ALT

Obsessed with this actually

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82,111 notes #snail massacre would be a fun alt metal band nams
August 24th, 2022 at 5:32AM

globuspolski:

macadamianutmilk:

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3 types of phyllo rolls: spanakopita, sweet potato, and blackberry/cream cheese/pistachio

@kafkaguy

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August 23rd, 2022 at 11:00PM

Can whoever made the “sour dough” donuts i got for $2.22 at a gas station somewhere in Indiana please reach out to me i wanna talk

August 23rd, 2022 at 8:07PM

modogoblin:

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August 23rd, 2022 at 8:02PM

We don’t talk about the sky enough. Let’s all look up and talk about it

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August 23rd, 2022 at 8:01PM

Everyone who enjoys geoguesser should try riding across the country on a bus

1 note #there are so many damn Places in this great nation
August 23rd, 2022 at 12:25AM

sunsbleeding:

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August 23rd, 2022 at 12:15AM

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76,532 notes #:)#i love u stickers. stickers for everything
August 23rd, 2022 at 12:10AM

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August 23rd, 2022 at 12:10AM

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August 23rd, 2022 at 12:09AM

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

Grim……. that’s selfish…… please give her more space

Grim, you’re crumpling her 

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finally, an equal division of space! Grim, I’m so prou- wait are you strangling her

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you’re strangling her, Grim

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59,616 notes #they LOVe#also grim has a greater mass i think. she’s being equitable