i didnt know what to do for my mom/dad ship so i animated some booty smack
(via theseadorkablethings)
Also i was taking the week-old pupae out of their block and one of them still had its old head casing attached to its butt
One of the grad students left a bunch of pupae in a taped-shut paper bag on the floor next to the incubator for mysterious science reasons and some of them must have eclosed over the weekend because the WHOLE FRICKIJG TIME I WAS IN THERE I KEPT HEARING THESE HORRIBLE RATTLING SOUNDS COMING FROM THAT CORNER IT WAS LIKE THE HUGE LEATHERY WINGS OF SOME LOATHSOME SHRIEKING DEMON CLATTERING AGAINST THE IRON GATES OF HELL
I could write an entire other blog just detailing the unique horrors
of taking care of a caterpillar colony for a bunch of scientists but then even fewer people would read it
Meanwhile, Jackie Chan…
can you imagine an international celebrity stopping you on the street and asking to take his picture with you
because of your cat
This man is adorable.
(via kaijufluffs)
community easter eggs: #1 Beetlejuice , Beetlejuice , Beetlejuice
In the first few seconds of Communication Studies (S01E16), Professor Slater, during a conversation with Jeff, mocks on Britta’s name, saying Beetlejuice. In Cooperative Calligraphy (S02E08), when Troy asks Jeff what’s his underwear made of, he answers that they’re an “organic soy-cotton blend” and Britta quickly quips, saying that he usually wears “stripey turquoise Beetlejuice numbers” underwear. On the 1988 movie, if you say Beetlejuice three times, the ghost manifests. During season 3 production, Megan Ganz noticed that the word had been said on the show 2 times and warned Dan Harmon about it, which led them to add the word once more in Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps (S03E05). Once Annie says the word, you can see a guy dressed as Beetlejuice walking in the background.
guys, you don’t get it, this is televison
(via slipstreamborne)
The Odds of Finding Life and Love
You guys ready for the next episode of It’s Okay To Be Smart? This is a fun one, with a little Valentine’s Day theme.
It’s about what the search for extraterrestrial life in our galaxy can teach us about our odds of finding that special someone. Starting with the Fermi Paradox and the Drake Equation, we’ll explore the odds of finding a human to love that meets your criteria. There’s a special cosmic love story involving a couple named Carl and Ann that I think you guys will like too :)
If you’d like to learn more about the science behind the numbers that went into calculating the odds of alien life for this video, check this doc: http://dft.ba/-4bBW
Don’t forget to share it with every human being you know, and be sure to subscribe!
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