BOOM! Ice King!
Snow was both wetter and icier (how is that even possible, I ask you) than expected and my knees are still (two days after) red and sore as fuck.
I had fun though. (—:
I’m glad to see that you had some fun in the snow, but are you alright there? Please don’t get too cold, now.
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