March 8th, 2013 at 4:51PM

they call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:50PM

just because i’m in a two-man novelty band doesn’t mean its all about poontang

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:27PM

she’s so hot she’s making me sexist………. bitch

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:26PM

she’s so flippin hot she’s like a curry

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:25PM

there is no more elephants

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:24PM

the world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties

#instead of saying yes we now say affirmative#unless we know the other robot really well#fotc
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22PM

the distant future. the year two thousand

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:20PM

he’ll never get to say………….. whoa leggy blonde you got it goin on when i see you wearin that thong thong thong seeya gettin on to the break of dawn mumblemumblemumblemumble panties on

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:18PM

i had a budgie but it died

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:14PM

the mutha ‘ucka runs a racist 'uckin  grocery, mutha 'ucka won’t sell an apple to a kiwi shih fight’s gonna get vicious and malicious cut the cra#$% i need my red delicious ^&*(0kiwi that my money isn’t valid gonna dice the mutha 'ucka like a mutha 'ucking fruit salad then #$*DF&^^$* #$(&^^ granny smith (&^F#% an avocado &^(%^$$#&H:SDF&( MANGO *^*&%#$@#@ **&%#D$^&GFS and pop an apple in his ass yeah

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:06PM
flightoftheconchords.co.nz
March 8th, 2013 at 4:05PM

oh my god flight of the conchords when did i forget how amazing this band is like holy shit my heart

1 note #fotc#i may or may not go on a lyric spamming rampage
March 8th, 2013 at 3:58PM

too many mutha uckahs uckin’ with my shih

March 8th, 2013 at 2:03PM

there is an 18 pack (!) of those grow-your-own marine animal things where like you put these little pills in water and they slowly explode into shitty foam dolphins or whatever and it’s just sitting on one of the lab tables like all mixed in with the like random wires and dirty forceps and stuff and it is 100% empty??? i swear i will never understand science

#i even searched the lab for shitty foam dolphins but i couldnt find any???#Science
March 8th, 2013 at 1:54PM

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

(via bunei)

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