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teenage-hoodlum:
“ what the actual fuck
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teenage-hoodlum:

what the actual fuck

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hibrid56:
“ it’s raining in here now, so i decided to draw rose with an umbrella.
”

hibrid56:

it’s raining in here now, so i decided to draw rose with an umbrella.

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natellite:

theboykingofhell:

omg though

the man the myth the legend

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little-red-riding-cock:
“ connorronnoc:
“ Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or...

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

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trinketier:
“ “
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did someone say john with braces
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trinketier:

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did someone say john with braces

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verbimancer:

WHEN DID WE GO FROM A YOUNG MAN STANDS IN HIS ROOM TO COSMIC IMMORTAL SNAKE MPREG

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jumpingjacktrash:

nytmayr:

Anthropomorphic Representations of the Lands of Homestuck, by BEAR-PRINCESS

In order, from left to right:

First row (Beta Kids): Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Light and Rain, Land of Heat and Clockwork, Land of Frost and Frogs

Second Row (Alpha Kids): Land of Crypts and Helium, Land of Pyramids and Neon, Land of Mounds and Xenon, Land of Tombs and Krypton

Third Row (Trolls): Land of Pulse and Haze, Land of Little Cubes and Tea, Land of Maps and Treasure, Land of Rays and Frogs

Fourth Row (Other Trolls): Land of Quartz and Melody, Land of Sand and Zephyr, Land of Wrath and Angels, Land of Dew and Glass

o-oh my god

this is so cool

esp wrath and angels holy shit that’s scary and awesome

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musicfuckfest:

My friend Gio posted this. Had to share.

“Dove has sneakily gone on the attack with this guerrilla marketing campaign targeting art directors, graphic designers and photo retouchers. The company has created a fake Photoshop action that claims to add skin glow to portraits but actually undoes manipulation.”

This is  funny because dove’s “Real Beauty” campaign picture are all carefully retouched.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/05/12/080512fa_fact_collins

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some people say that rappers are invincible….. we’re vincible.

receiving transmission from david bowie’s nipple antennae

you’re so beautiful, you could be a part-time model

spending part of the time modeling

and part of the time next me <3

and the rest of the time doing your normal job

you’re so beautiful, you could be a waitress