MY SISTER’S BOYFRIEND BROUGHT A MOTH CATERPILLAR OVER TODAY AND I ASKED IF I COULD KEEP IT AND HE WAS LIKE ‘SURE’ SO NOW I HAVE ANOTHER PET CATERPILLAR!!!!!!!!!!
watch her roll around on my hand while she eats a piece of an orange pepper uvu
(also if somebody knows what kind of moth she’ll turn into can you tell me please?)
This is the kind of caterpillar I take care of in the lab! It’s called Manduca sexta– the caterpillars are known as tobacco hornworms and the adults are called sphinx moths or HORRIBLE WHIRRING DEATH DEMONS seriously they are so scary but if you’re one of those people who thinks moths are cute you’ll be fine. Also you’ll probably want to give it a dark, enclosed space to pupate because they like to burrow underground to do so (you can tell it’s ready when its skin gets all gross and clear and you can see its heartbeat down its back). Good luck!
I think this is a wonderful representation of the unrealistic standards porn.
All I thought when I saw this was “what the hell kind of foundation are these ladies using damn”
All I can think is, “My god if this isn’t a prime example of how important eyebrows are I don’t know what is.”
Bless this post
This is amazing.
(via witchydarling)
Its a brand new day
and you’re stuck at home
but maybe its better this way
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Dirt
Funeral Home
Weed
Grass
Holy Water
Laundromat
Leather
New Zealand
Play-Doh
Wet Garden
Tomato
Suntan Lotion
Sex on the Beach
Riding Crop
Soap
And Finally, Swimming Pool
“No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower”
I want this to be real
this is real though. i saw them. i photographed them.
it’s real. i have the crayon one. it’s awesome.
(via theseadorkablethings)
holy crap…this is my life
My entire existence in four panels.
