the ol’ razzle dazzle
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hah yeah i remember - wait
does that say
im callin the fuckin police ur fuckin dead kiddo
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
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normal people staring and taking pictures during homestuck shoots amuse me.
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