some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable
turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn
the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle
I walked out of the carly rae jepsen concert last night and immediately broke a slurpee machine by snapping the lever off with my raw monster strength it was a true stop praying for grandpa he’s becoming too powerful moment
Writing a completely pointless dissertation about how sharknado was a runaway success not because of its silly, campy take on the classic shark movie (bc there were many other silly shark movies that came out of the syfy silly movie generator around the same time!) but because it gave americans a safe space to explore their nascent fears of extreme natural disasters fueled by anthropogenic climate change
clocks are creatures and the outside of the clock is their shell . analog and digital clocks are different species . so are wristwatches. grandfather clocks have the most beautiful carapaces
sundials were humanity’s first domesticated clock and they were given little homes to live in and in return they told the time
Yes light pollution is a real problem but I also want to bring up the fact that if you were outside at night in ancient Roman times you would just die. Like monsters (Boar, wolves) were real and they would just murder the fuck out of you if you were outside at night. Most modern human do not have context for how ludicrously dangerous night used to be.
But, with your help, wecanchange this. I’m running for the office of Weird Bug In Charge Of The Nighttime on the campaign foundation of personallyensuring that nobodycan go “OuTsIdE” once the sun sets without being once again! in mortal fear of “ghosts”, “haints”, and “rabid”, “wild beasts!”. Donate to this “GOOD!” cause and, together, we can make a difference by releasing large breeding populations of grizzly bears into New York City subways.!!
