When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
(via sempiternus-noctem)
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this
(via timeanustestified)
omg i found a leaked clip of homestuck the animated series episode 42 omfg
omFG I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE PANELS BUT NO ITS ANIMATED THIS IS SO COOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD
(via blessphemy)
I went to my local superstore and swapped their signage with more logical names for things. You’re welcome, Target.
(via theseadorkablethings)
Time for more fishies~
John - Clownfish
Jade - Betta
Dave - Swordfish
Rose - Octopus
Roxy - Jellyfish
Dirk - Sailfish
Jane - Blue tang
Jake - Guppy
Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
(via sempiternus-noctem)
The time was Yesterday, and the place was Creative Writing Class;
this dude had brought in an absurdly hilarious story and was reading it out loud, but when he got to this one part I couldn’t take it anymore and doubled over in my seat with half-silent laughter, leaning over on my…
