crypticconnoisseur said: … there’s no way you’re sober

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sarah also also says im soer

she is real

crypticconnoisseur said: you’re shitting me

no i was peeing

im back

im peeing

im gonna go pee

THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR

crypticconnoisseur said: okay i’m going down my dash and how drunk are you

stark raving sober

thats it im all out of melon porn you greedy children get your grabby hands off my blog you discusting freaks

melon-king:
“ i fucking love melons
”

melon-king:

i fucking love melons

melon-king:
“ i dont know how this fucking evil genius 6 year old girl did this but somehow she made it so theres a mini watermelon, this is another mockery of nature and she should be found and killed. i still dont know how to work this treacherous...

melon-king:

i dont know how this fucking evil genius 6 year old girl did this but somehow she made it so theres a mini watermelon, this is another mockery of nature and she should be found and killed. i still dont know how to work this treacherous website but i am slowly learning.

melon-king:

Hey if anyone can morph Kim jun ill ( definatly didn’t spell that right my bad) face into a watermelon like merge them together and send it to me..that would be much appreciated

melon-king:
“ now thats my kind of melon
”
forever reblog

melon-king:

now thats my kind of melon

forever reblog

melon-king:

I keep on looking up melons for tags but I just keep seeing tit picks, like I have no problem with that just I would like to see some nice juicy melons some times.

melon-king:
“ killerfurunkel:
“ vegetarian…
”
Fuck yeah, wolves and melons
”

melon-king:

killerfurunkel:

vegetarian…

Fuck yeah, wolves and melons

(via melon-king)

Someone once asked me what my favorite melon was, well you see it isn’t the one I love the most, it’s the melon that loves me the most, the melon that tucks me in a night and calls me beautiful, the melon that pushes my hair behind me ear and calls me perfect the melon that puts up with me on my worst day, the melon that will always love and care for me. I fucking love cantaloupes. — (via melon-king)