we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT MY CINNA BALLS. WITH THEIR SWEET ICING.
their icing
sweet as melons
sweet sweet melons
melon balls
horse balls
thse size of melons
im just rapping here
go with it
*starts rapping nervously about future life choices*
you better be nervous if your future life choices don’t include olives
olives taste like old people feet sarah
(via blessphemy)
today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
…SARAH
WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING ALIVE
IF YOU DON’T TAKE RISKS AAND EXPLORES THE BEAUTIFUL UNIVERS WE INHABIT
YOUR A HORSE MELON
i like to appreciate the beautiful reanimated corpses from a distance
with a gun
I’D LIKE TO EXAMINE YO MOMMA’S DICK FROM A DISTANCE
WITH A GUN
(via blessphemy)
we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
(via blessphemy)
today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
…
SARAH
WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING ALIVE
IF YOU DON’T TAKE RISKS AAND EXPLORES THE BEAUTIFUL UNIVERS WE INHABIT
YOUR A HORSE MELON
(via blessphemy)
we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
3. actual zombie(it was option 1 but if you guys see a zombie you should really just keep walking)
YOU ARE FALSE
HOW COULD YOU JUST WALK BY SOMETHING THAT EXCITING
WHAT ARE YOU
CARDBOARD
HORSE??
MELON
karkat appreciation goddamn
like in the middle off all this shit
JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT
THERE YOU GO
this is probably my favorite canon moment
Gamzee’s just glaring at that shit
Kanaya’s being sassy
TZ’s bein all helpful
Sollux is just like what is going on
AND KARKAT BLESS YOUR SOUL AND YOUR TURTLENECK WATCHING OUT FOR THEM
NOT YELLING AT THEM
JUST
SILENTLY HELPING
pointing stuff out
turtleneck kk is canon
sollux with sideburns is canon
idk if any of you forget but yeah here
I present to you… Kar-Katbug
HERES YOUR FUCKING SUGAR PEAS.
water melon. air melomn. earth melon. but everything changed when the fire melons attacked
(via blessphemy)
crypticconnoisseur said: i don’t believe either of you
- you are a fool