i’m crying
one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day
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“If vaginas were chocolate pudding cups I would be a lesbian” -Molly
SURPRISE. orgy.
zach efron wrestling an alligator
i don’t think i need anything else in my life
“do you have cash?”
“no.”
“OH MY GOD YOU’RE SUCH A POINTLESS BITCH!”
this actually really hurt my feelings
sexual feelings
we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
this is my face being surprised
what is
i missed the face
make the face saara
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