dan-is-not-on-phire:
“ fckyeahphan:
“ i’m crying
”
one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day
”

dan-is-not-on-phire:

fckyeahphan:

i’m crying

one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day

(via sempiternus-noctem)

(via saety)

alexbarbur828:
“ gamiling
”
gamiling

alexbarbur828:

gamiling

gamiling

(via alexbarbur828)

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

“If vaginas were chocolate pudding cups I would be a lesbian” -Molly

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

SURPRISE. orgy.

scienceing:

buttrisekingdom:

zach efron wrestling an alligator

i don’t think i need anything else in my life

(via b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827)

flipspring:

“do you have cash?”

“no.”

“OH MY GOD YOU’RE SUCH A POINTLESS BITCH!”

this actually really hurt my feelings

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

sexual feelings

flipspring:

terriblebuttsex:

flipspring:

terriblebuttsex:

flipspring:

we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”

big discussion it was indeed

(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)

no one decided that sarah

because it was never an option

because you arent saying anything

asshole

oh so you have somethign against assholes now

YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH

MY DICK

this is my face being surprised

what is

i missed the face

make the face saara

(via blessphemy)