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supplementes:

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* have you ever noticed how there’s just never a good time to kill yourself? *audience erupts into laughter* no really! it’s like you have work the next day and then you got that wedding thing coming up that you don’t want everyone to be bummed out during! and don’t get me started on all the holidays! *audience’s laughter becoming even more boisterous* there’s just no time!!

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fossilforager:

An illustration of a bright green scarab beetle with purple legs.ALT

Beyer’s scarab beetle (Chrysina beyeri) for the first day of Invertober, from an art prompt list to encourage artists to create invertebrate art πŸͺ²πŸ’•βœ¨

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dreg-heap:

George’s date: I really appreciate you calling me back, I’m SO sorry about the whole “he/him” thing[laughs]

George: [chuckles] oh don’t even worry about it. It was the top of the deck! I’d probably him me too

George’s date: Right, right, well I’m sorry anyways–oh, wait, hang on–[she flags down the waiter] excuse me, she has a FLY in her soup!

[Closeup on george]

[Slap bass, cut to Jerry’s appartment]

Jerry: Oh come on, what’s wrong with she/her?!

George: it’s patronizing! Do I look like a she/her to you?! Do I look like I have a she bone in my body?!

Jerry: Well certainly not in public! But you said any pronouns! Which ones would you be happy with?

George: None! No pronouns! It’s too revealing! No-pronouns George, that’s what they’ll call me from now on!

Jerry: No-pronouns George! Unbelievable!

[Kramer bursts in]

Kramer: Did you guys hear they’re kicking the puppy play club out of pride?! This is criminal! We BUILT this community!

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tree-of-blue-squirrel:

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1percentcharge:

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

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o-be-swift:

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my father found these deer dead with their antlers tangled together in a field and i will literally never stop thinking about them

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eveydeevey:

Perks of being without sin:

  • Free to cast stones just whenever

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blueboyluca:

veggietale:

blueboyluca:

ancient cave painting of a papillon dog in red ochre

these are AI generated photos, not real images

with ai image generation software advancing please be careful about what images you take at face value.

while this may seem to be harmless art of a modern dog on cave walls, posts like this mark the start of something much bigger. ai generated imagery is only going to get better and more indistinguishable from real images and art.

this is only the beginning of a new era of misinformation.

question everything and always check sources.

hark! this spectre of a small hound—this apparition of a diminutive canine—may seem guiltless, yet it is a mark of the devil! an omen of woe! find your courage, for these illusions will most assuredly become more seductive as the oppressive march of time strides on.

heed these words! find your faith on this grim earth! be tempted not by the auspicious visage of the little spaniel.

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moldspace:

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i painted a mural!!!

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Omfg I’ve been sitting with my new coworkers inside since it’s gotten chilly and i was the first person to get to the cafeteria today so i picked a nice table near the windows and then ONE BY ONE they all walked past me to sit outside even though its 50F and drizzling and one of then said HI to me so i know they saw me. adulthood CANCELED I’m eating lunch alone in a bathroom stall from now on and i hope they all get cancer

treasure-of-the-ancients:

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Monstrous pearl set in enameled gold brooch, 17th century

from The Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna

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jeezypetes:

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Laaaaaaaadieeeeeees it’s that time of year again….

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onenicebugperday:

Armored millipede, Eucentrobolus tamulus, Pachybolidae

Found in southern India

Photos 1-6 by trsraman and 7 by makku6666

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