“i like the little japanese cucumbers not the big american ones.”
“OH DO YOU?”
“they’re so delicious.”
“I BET THEY ARE”
“yeah chop them up into slices and eat -“
“DON’T CHOP THEM UP JESUS CHRIST.”
“molly we’re talking about cucumbers.”
“NO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ***CUCUMBERS***!!!”
the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am
sarah laughed so hard she farted
“emabrrassing thign in creative wtiring class” -sarah
i wanna eat the burrito in my freezer but then i won’t have an emergency burrit anyome??? and its like im p hungr ybut am i EMERGENCYY BURRITO HUNGRY??? someone help
I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)
