OK IM JUST GONNA SAY IT
THE ONLY HOMESTUCK CHARACTER THAT IS WORSE THAN ERIDAN
IS TAVROS
TAVROS FUCKING NITRAM
HE IS THE WORST ONE
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
(via lizzorasaurus)
i finally made myself that burrito but ist still too hot to eat and then i spilled dr. pepper on my rug and now IM JUST FILLED WITH ALL THESE MIXED EMOTIONS????!?!?
terriblebuttsex replied to your post: this summer i vow to christina that i will get…impossiblebecause im already so attractive right?
yes
It seems like everyone on my dash could use this comic tonight. And also a cup of tea and a hug and a reminder that you’re a fantastic, gorgeous person.
(via degenerate-perturbation)
“how did all the balls fit in there? that’s what i want” - sarah
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)
“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”
(via witchydarling)
this is why i fucking hate babies
(via bunei)