(via baudelaired)
Enough people suggested Dangle Rompers to me that I’m reading it and even though I’m really enjoying it holy shit these dense motherfuckers and clues.
sarah this is my gift to you
you almost made me cry good job are you proud of yourself now
this is too traumatic
i used to love watermelons thank you for curing me
my thanks will consist of projectile-vomiting my bloody uterus into your face
what did you expect man
the person at the table next to us was like “HUMAN FETUS?!?!?!”
and then i was like,,,,,,,,,,,sarah i just remembered i have a present for you
(via blessphemy)
sarah this is my gift to you
(via meladoodle)
How impressive is this Gif Set??
WHO MADE THIS?? I LOVE IT!
THIS IS PERFECT
IM GOONNA KICK A PUPPY EVERYTHING IS AWFUL LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WATERMERLON
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
my suitemate just woke up and is taking a fucking morning shower im gonna punch myself
i wrote the first paragraph yay
if you misspwll melong slight ly it becomes felon…………… hmmmm suspcios
i’m starting to get to that very scary place where i have literally nothing better to do than my homework
